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Kraken Poop Sea Moss

Kraken Poop Sea Moss

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Scientists believe that the kraken may have been a giant squid and that parts of these squids would wash ashore the beaches of Norway lending credence to the mythical stories told by fishermen and sailors of a giant sea monster that would attack boats and drag sailors to the ocean floor in Scandinavia. 

As the ocean is a giant graveyard and birthing person, everything old and new that ever was or ever will be eventually makes it way both to and from the sea. 

While we are not claiming that Sea Moss is a product associated with the Kraken or that it comes from fecal matter, Sea Moss does come from a collection of what is and was in the sea.

 

Kraken Poop Sea Moss?

Kraken Poop Sea Moss is a type of seaweed that grows in the ocean. It has a long, fibrous stalk and a broad, flat blade. Sea moss is a good source of vitamins and minerals, and it has been used as a food and medicine for centuries.

Sea moss is a great source of minerals and vitamins, including iodine, which is essential for thyroid health. Sea moss can help boost energy levels and support a healthy immune system.

Key Benefits Of Our Kraken Poop Sea Moss.

4 powerful ingredients blended together to make the ultimate health supplement.

There are a few reasons why these four ingredients are found together in our supplement. First, they all have some sort of beneficial effect on the liver. Second, they are all good detoxifiers, meaning they help rid the body of toxins. Finally, they all have some sort of anti-inflammatory properties, which can be helpful for people with chronic health problems.

Supports Immune Health*

Irish moss, black pepper, bladderwrack, and burdock all support immune health in different ways. Irish moss is high in antioxidants and helps to boost the immune system. Black pepper is a natural antibacterial and helps to fight infection. Bladderwrack is high in iodine, which helps to support the thyroid gland, and burdock is a natural detoxifier that helps to cleanse the body of toxins.

Aids Healthy Skin & Joints

Irish moss, black pepper, bladderwrack, and burdock all have properties that help keep skin and joints healthy. Irish moss is a source of minerals and other nutrients that are beneficial for skin health. Black pepper contains antioxidants that can help protect against joint damage. Bladderwrack is high in minerals like iodine that are essential for joint health. Burdock is a source of antioxidants and other nutrients that support joint health.

Helps Detoxication*

The four herbs work together to help detoxify the body. Irish moss helps remove toxins from the liver, black pepper helps remove toxins from the blood, bladderwrack helps remove toxins from the gut, and burdock helps remove toxins from the kidneys.

Made In The USA

There are a few benefits of our Kraken Poop Sea Moss being made in the USA. One benefit is that the quality and purity of the ingredients can be more tightly controlled. Additionally, our manufacturing process is more rigorous, meaning that our supplements are more effective and safer than some other countries. Finally, buying supplements that are made in the USA supports American businesses and helps to create jobs.

3rd Party Lab Tested For Potency

There are a few benefits of Kraken Poop Sea Moss being third-party lab tested for potency. First, it ensures that you're getting the exact dosage of vitamins that you're expecting. Second, it verifies the quality and purity of the supplements. And finally, it provides peace of mind that you're taking a safe and effective supplement.

NSF Certified

NSF certification is an important quality assurance measure that helps consumers identify supplements that have been manufactured according to high-quality standards. By choosing NSF-certified supplements, consumers can be confident that they are getting a product that has been rigorously tested for purity and potency.

How To Use Our NSF Certified Sea Moss Elixir?

SUGGESTED USE: As a dietary supplement take two (2) capsules once a day. For best results take20-30 min before a meal, or as directed by your healthcare professional.

FDA disclaimer

These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

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